FAX TO - ROYAL MELBOURNE HOSPITAL
ATT. - PATIENT ANNA SCHURMANN IN WARD 8N
FAX NO. - 9342 8166
From Warrandyte to Chatanooga
all agree the best Banooga
is the naughty Anna Schurmann
The terror of the new age quack
Presents them with her fake crook back
The naughty Anna Schurmann
He wields his scalpel like a sword
He's used to being treated like a Lord
But the surgeon fears the Anna Schurmann
The nurse said "Press this button to get a shot"
"I'll reprogram the microprocessor that controls
the syringe motor and take the bloody lot"
said the naughty Anna Schurmann
"Stand up straight when you speak to a patient's visitor"
the woman roared
But father whispers "This is not your ward!"
to the Mum of Anna Schurmann
The UWC committee said she was gregarious
the crowd around the bed are numerous and various
come to pay respects to Anna Schurmann